ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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