She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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