He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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