I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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