Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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