it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
