we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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