nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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