Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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