If i come over, it means nothing
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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