I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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