How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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