I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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