problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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