Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
They have beer where we have blood.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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