And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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