Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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