i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
why is half of my head shaved?
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