Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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