You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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