i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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