She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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