Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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