Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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