i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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