): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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