How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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