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Your dad touched me again.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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