You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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