i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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