are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize
