If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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