My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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