Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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