i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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