in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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