PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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