New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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