Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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