Screwed.edu
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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