Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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