VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
