I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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