Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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