i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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