Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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