i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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