Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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