real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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