Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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